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Oyster
My boyfriend loves seafood, unlike me. But we regularly end up in fish restaurants anyway.

Curb your enthusiasm
Larry David is the king of the faux pas. The embarrassing typical Jewish humour took some getting used to.

Reality show
Tired and bored I sometimes watch reality shows I would normally skip. One evening I fell asleep and had the craziest dream.

Amsterdam Weekly
My favourite pastime, when I visit Amsterdam is sitting at sidewalk cafés.

Eddie Scissorhands
What are those scars on your wrist, my friend asked. No, I am not depressed. It is just a bad tempered Belgian hare.

Breathtaking beauty
At the gym I sometimes see a rather peculiar guy. He likes drawing attention by showing off his breathing skills.

The stalker
Stalking could happen to anyone. I did not realise that until it actually happenend to me. A true story (except for the ending).

Old farts
Some old farts in the audience at the Rotterdam film festival handed me the idea for my next story on a silver plate.


